An ass is born everyday

An ass is born everyday. Thus the inspiration to this song.

Sang to the tune of "Top of the World" by the Carpenters

D/ A G/ D/ D/ F#m/ Em A7/ D/ D
Such a chore is coming over me, I feel that I’m a fuckin chimpanzee,

G/ A/ F#m/ B7/ Em7 /Em7-5 /Asus /A
Theres no way out of this, no light after this, and I just wanna fuckin die and scream.

D/ A G/ D/ D/ F#m/ Em A7/ D/ D
Everything I want the world to be, is now crumpling down on me, and the reason is clear,

G/ A/ F#m/ B7/ Em7 /Em7-5 /Asus /A
it's because you are here, you're the worst thing that can happen since the Nazi..

D/ D/ G/ G/ D/ Em Asus4/ D/
If I’m on the top of the world looking, down on creation and the only thing that I really wanna do

D7/ G/ A/ D/ G/ D/ Em A/ D/A /
is to cut you up, and to throw you into a tub, with the only part of you left is your butt.

D/ A G/ D/ D/ F#m/ Em A7/ D/ D
I’m not the only one feeling this, there are many who are thinking and doing this…..

G/ A/ F#m/ B7/ Em7 /Em7-5 /Asus /A
In their minds, in their thoughts, they are just doing what they are taught, there's a pleasing sense of happiness for me,

D/ A G/ D/ D/ F#m/ Em A7/ D/ D
There is only one wish on my mind, when this day is through I hope that I will find.

G/ A/ F#m/ B7/ Em7 /Em7-5 /Asus /A
Nothing of you is left behind, nothing of you will remind, so I’m begging you to please just go and die.